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, all of us in here know our father, except will. he don't know his daddy. >> mr. brown, did you have to say that? >> cora, sometimes when i just open my mouth, truth just spill out. >> anyway, this trip is about relaxing. i asked my friend sidney to meet me here. >> ha ha ha! i don't like strangers at my house. it's truth again. >> i'm home! >> that's the kids. >> oh, you're gonna like the little white one. watch when you see him. >> mommy, i can't wait for you to meet them. they are so precious. >> ugh! stay away from me, you mutant, before i strangle you! >> not if i strangle you first, pie-face! >> hey, hey, hey, hey, you two. listen, if anybody's gonna be doing any strangling around here, it's gonna be me! >> boy, these kids can't catch a break. everywhere they go, they're getting beat. >> mr. brown, stop being messy. come on, help me with the wash. >> well, i hope you separated my colors before you washed them. >> well, you didn't separate them before you wore them. >> okay, kids, this is my mother. mom, i want you to meet brianna. >> hi, brianna. >> hi. >> oh, you're even prett
of the beauty out of us, then they want to divorce us and we still have our beautiful persolities but, you know, our boobs aren't as high, butts aren't as firm, we're present years old. now, you want a divorce? oh, staying, you're staying!ause ] who loves stevie 96? i love her. she's an ex guest. yes! [ applause ] >> wendy: we don't talk about stevie nix hot topics. she's 65 sold over 140 million records as a solo artist and member of the legendary group, fleetwood mac. 140 million records she sold. [ applause ] >> wendy: and she has lived. there is a movie in the works on her life. guess who wants to play stevie in this film? lindsey lohan. well, lindsey, on account of you already messed up liz taylor's story and -- [ applause ] >> wendy: and we're not sure whether you're -- this is her sixth rehab stint, right? we're not sure whether your sixth stint in rehab will stick, you need to focus on sobriety and wellness. leave the acting to people who can act. [ applause ] >> wendy: by the way, stevie the same thing. i'll paraphrase. over my dead body. stop doing drugs and get a grip. lindsey, that
dip? >> bean dip and old men? boy, you gonna turn us into a weapon of mass destruction. don't do the bean dip. >> are you sure the colonel won't figure out what we're doing? >> derek, the colonel still hasn't found out his fiancée [imitating edna] is a dude. >> all right, well, is there anything else, mr. b? >> yes. one more thing i should do. uh, put you out. get out. >> can you at least open the door first? >> oh, okay, i will. now get out. [ door closes ] [ dialing ] >> hey. what up, mike b? hey, do you still have that information on that joy? yeah. that joy. yeah, i need her to provide a little entertainment for this old guy's bachelor party. >> why are you sitting there so calm? i'm completely freaked out about this. what are we gonna do, simone? >> should we tell somebody? >> like who? >> your parents, maybe? you said they're pretty cool. >> nobody's parents are this cool. we're just gonna keep this between me and you till we figure out what we're gonna do about this. >> well, maybe it's a mistake. isn't there another one in the box? >> that was the third one. simone, i'm
she's royal. inhe meantime, the real royals seem like they're the rest of us. go figure. okay. so this amanda bynes thing is crazy. it's time for an amanda update. you know, she's currently hospitalized in california. they call that the 5150 hold. when they have to drag youthe h. because they think you're a da well, she's there for up to. 72 hours for mental evaluation started -- well, according to go right? i can't believe i used to think she was normal and the joke was on us. now, look. tmz is saying -- this new thing all started when amanda allegedly started a small fire onway of stranger's house. and there are the burne it. this nice family's just trying to live their life in california. looks like the brady bunch house, right? they're just trying to live their life. i guess all of a sudden they looked outside. honey -- with his morning coffee -- there's a girl with a wig at the end of the driveway lighting fires. i don't know what that's how it went, but yo according to the 911 call, amanda created a makeshift explosive by putting a flaming cloth on a gas tank. at the end of
that to men for ages so, you know, men are now getting hipo the game and some of them who do that to us, eddie to me in my mind is one of those. you know, all of this back-and-forth bickering between leann and brandi could be squashed if one of them just ignored the other. being that brooandi is on reali tv so she has to talk, leann, ignore her. act like she's dead to you. the best way to get back at somebody is to ignore them. [ applause ] i mean, even had when you talk bad about them, you're still putting the energy into talking bad. there are so many people in my past life, you know, that you're dead to me. whenever i get asked about them, do you know what i always say? wendy, how is sue schmo? i said, who? wendy, you used to work together. i say, who? make her dead to you, leann. anyway, moving on, you know, brandi also in the book reveals that she got revenge on eddie by getting a $12,000 vaginal rejuvenation surgery and charged it on his credit card. now, this is one o those surgeries, much like butt implants, that i'm not co-signing on. you know, you do what you want, girls, what makes
stop it? look, your husband bought you a robe, ms. ogleby. use it! nobody wants to see your stitches. >> oh, hey, renee, how's everything going, baby? >> well, everything's fine except ms. ogleby. she keeps untying her robe and flashing all the alzheimer's patients. well, good thing they won't remember. >> ha! all right, well, i'll go grab her another robe and check on her, okay? >> okay. thanks. >> hey. >> oh, hey, troy. >> i had a good time last night. we closed the place down. >> i know. look, i cannot remember the last time i did that. troy, i just have to thank you so much for listening. i really needed that. >> anytime you want to get together for coffee or conversation, i'm available. >> oh, well, i'll keep that in mind. thank you. >> so, when's your next break? we could take a walk and, uh... talk. >> uh-huh. yeah, well, i think i've done enough talking already. >> yeah, you're right. [ mom ] with my little girl, every food is finger food. so i can't afford to have germy surfaces. but after one day's use, dishcloths can redeposit millions of germs. so ditch your dishcloth and
. >> can you excuse us for a minute? >> sure. >> thought i asked you to give her the day off. >> hmm. well, i set the schedule based on the needs of the hospital, not yours. now, if you'll excuse me, i am busy. >> you're not too busy to throw salt in my game. >> hey, you know what, troy? what is it with you and married women, hmm? there's plenty of single women around here. >> married women are easier. there's no chance of commitment, and they're better at staying in their lane, at least some of them. >> the schedule is not gonna change. >> let me tell you how this works. >> get your hands off me. >> i am your superior, so when i ask you to do something, you do it. >> are you threatening me? >> no, i'm telling you. unless you want things to get uncomfortable between us. >> i'm not gonna live like this. >> what are you gonna do? >> i'm gonna do something i should've done a long time ago. i'm telling will. >> yeah, right. you would tell will what happened and risk everything? >> you know what? i'm risking more by not saying anything. >> how are my two favorite people? >> we're good, man. >>
the people that know something out there being free! renee, why don't you call somebody to free us?! hurry up! >> no! look -- "a," no, "b," i'm busy, 4, i'm on my break. >> so, why was the patient quarantined anyway? >> look -- what? look. i am just an lpn. i don't know. the only thing i know about medicine is how to take it, and how to flip it for a small profit, but don't tell anybody. >> [ screams ] >> shh! >> girl, you better hush. sounding like a old moose. [ grunting ] >> i think it's time. >> it's time for what? lunch ain't till 20 more minutes. you done ate enough. >> mr. brown, i think she's going into labor. >> well, she can't work if she pregnant. can't you see she got a baby coming on? >> no, she's gonna have the baby. >> oh, she gonna have a baby? >> where's my husband?! i need a room! >> you need a room? that's your problem. you done had too many rooms. do you even know who the baby daddy is? >> okay. wait a minute. hold up, hold up! get off of her! back up, back up! this is my area of expertise. >> thank you. >> now be quiet and breathe. okay, i'm gonna need you to fill out the
, y'all are just haters. >> mr. brown, i'd just ignore that ticket. >> that's 'cause you used to being on the wrong side of the law. >> mr. brown, all you have to do is just go to traffic school, and they'll wipe that ticket right out. >> traffic school, miss cora? no, you're doing too much. >> what you mean? >> no, i got a cop friend. he'll wipe that ticket out. all you need is a blond wig, a bustier, and a can-do attitude. >> oh, god. >> settle down, settle down. welcome to defensive driving class. you all have one thing in common. y'all's driving sucks! mr. brown. >> you can see me? >> thank you for joining us. >> how did you know it was me? >> we have a large photo of you downtown at the station. most people think that you're a figment of our imagination, like the easter bunny or the loch ness monster or a faithful man. sit down, mr. brown. >> speaking of nets, i like your hair. derek, what you doing here? >> improper use of hand signals. apparently, you can't do this to a cop. >> don't i know you from somewhere? >> uh--that depends. if it gets me out of this class, then, yes, you
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